| Population | 6.107 billion |
| Capital | Robland City |
| Leader | Random Cain B |
| Faith | Leaderism |
| Currency | rumu |
| Animal | beast |
The Colony of Cain BZ R06Co v0 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Random Cain B with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.107 billion Roblanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robland City. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Roblandian economy, worth 961 trillion rumus a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,520 rumus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The only things Roblanders vote on are cutest beast competitions, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cain BZ R06Co v0's national animal is the beast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Leaderism.
Cain BZ R06Co v0 is ranked 291,771st in the world and 22nd in Rocain Recycling for Most Cultured, scoring 23 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, the only things Roblanders vote on are cutest beast competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, the nation is under martial law.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Cain BZ R06Co v0, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
